Wen mii graat-graat-grandfahther wuz a yuq man, hee travuld owt intuu tha
When my great-great-grandfather was a young man, he travelled out into the 

wurld. Furst hee went west; thair wuz oonlee sand thair. Then hee went norfh;
world. First he went west; there was only sand there. Then he went north; 

thair wuz oonlee snoo thair. Then hee went eest; thair tha mowntenz wer tuu
there was only snow there. Then he went east; there the mountains were too 

hii and graat-graat-grandfahther kuhden't kliim them. At last hee disiidid tuu
high and great-great-grandfather couldn't climb them. At last he decided to 

travul sowfh, on fuht, on horsbak, bii kahrt and bii boot. In tha sowfh hee
travel south, on foot, on horseback, by cart and by boat. In the south he 

saw tha lahrjist sitee in awl tha wurld.
saw the largest city in all the world.