Translations of "LCC2 live relay" (Relay) for Celinese

Original

"The Talking Rock" Yesterday I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a rock that could talk. I picked up the talking rock and said, "Hey! Are you a talking rock?" The talking rock said, "Yes, I am a talking rock." I asked the talking rock, "Why didn't you tell me to avoid you?" The talking rock replied, "Because I'm a mean talking rock." The talking rock's words made me angry, so I threw it into the ocean. I never saw the talking rock again.

Translation

Translator

"Pethor ðo tynðío ceoní." Hiðor, foi ag byrí teroch ðioe; eofnír, caðchoí am pethor ðo ceoní fopolí. Monfoí pethor ceonant, ar tentoí: 'hé, sís ana pethor ceonant?' Pethor ceonant tentoío, 'aé, sí pethor ceonant.' Flyní lo b-pethor ceonant, 'Certhín né mo ceðchoío? Pethor ceonant sandrí, 'erin pethor ceonant anthech sí.' Lechím go b-pethor ceonant mo corío, path tom gauchoí na reigos. Nelois pethor ceonant io daisí weðí.
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